Tuesday 2 October 2012

VOMIT FOR STARBUCKS

 
 
Starbucks, and their eyesore ubiquitous presence at every corner of London, has become as annoying and irritatingly bothersome as did the "Golden Arches" of a certain feed chain that serves indescribable junk. There is hardly a landmark in the capital not tarnished by the logo of a greenish siren, whose breasts had the nipples retouched so not to offend members of a Tea party or not to invoke some insatiable appetite for lactose from maternal springs, nearby.

It irks me that the greenish company is obsessed with its image rather than with the mission it pretends to propagate: to serve a basic, decent and palatable liquid out of coffee beans. That mission is betrayed daily, with each cup they dish out. No wonder they don't dare to set foot on Italian ground, for there you get what coffee worshippers like myself are looking for. London is blessed with many Italian and French coffee shops, that not only offer fabulous coffee but cakes that actually do justice to the espresso, and provide a Bohemian atmosphere to enjoy.

 
The practice of dispensing a despicable brownish liquid in the setting of a wannabe-hippish outpost for followers of a tree-hugging cult should be torpedoed by those of us with their senses still intact, both on the tongue and in the head. Shun the starbuckers!

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