Wednesday 10 October 2012

Cameron Lists Utensils, Misses Damp Rag

The Prime Minister today missed a golden opportunity in his speech to the Party Conference to score a quick and cheap point with the populace.


I LOATHE UKIP, BUT ITS LEADER SPOKE FOR ME TOO


In his otherwise drab sermon, Cameron listed a few prominent Tories and likened them to useful kitchen utensils. Boris Johnson was dubbed a mop previously, which caused the Mayor to return the favour and call the PM a broom (both come very handy in cleaning up after the mess Labour has created over a generation).



But the PM could have pointed out the usefulness albeit ill repute of a damp rag and, after a double-check on his AA provided magna carta, could have turned towards Brussels to let the audience know where to find one.

 

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