Friday 12 October 2012

Piece of a prize for the EU



Dragging a continent down the path towards the abyss has been awarded with the 2012 Peace Nobel Prize. Recipient "European Union" is in good company with terrorist leaders previousy bestowed with the prize: Yassir Arafat and Le Duc Tho.

According to reports from within the Nobel Prize Committee, other contenders for this year's award were Julian Assange, Hugo Chavez, Pussy Galore, The Chinese Communist Party, Abu Hamza, Vladimir Putin and Big Bird.

The Oslo committee has made a mockery of the ideals of the award, and told the world this year's best joke.

However, I believe that it was a clever ploy by the Northeners: "We give you a prize, and you continue to leave us alone, and won't ask to dish out bail-out moneys from our $460 billion national reserve fund." After all, the Norwegians have built up reserves called SWF, Sovereign Wealth Fund; all three words are treated with disdain and resentment in Brussels, replaced with Annexing, Impoverishing and Deficit-Spending.

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