Thursday 13 May 2010

Tweedle, Tweedy Tweedy Bum


Cheryl Cole's Bro a Reminder of Ghetto Roots
Armed Robbery Latest Offence of Crime Family

Cheryl Cole's brother, Andrew Tweedy, has been arrested following an armed robbery. The unemployed 29-year-old thug, whose favourite attire is a T-shirt sporting "Vicious" on the chest and whose body is plastered with tattooes linking him with several notorious Tyneside crime gangs, was among nine people held following a raid on a post office in Newcastle's Longbenton district on Monday, during which two men held up the premises with a gun and a machete.

Northumbria Police said they could not reveal the identity of the arrested people but a source confirmed that Tweedy, a numerously convicted criminal, was one of those being held for questioning. The force said three men and a woman remained in custody while five other men had been released on police bail. The gangsters struck at the Hailsham Avenue Post Office at around 4pm and escaped with the shop takings.

Tweedy has described himself in the past as "the black sheep" of his close-knit family. His sister said in an interview last year that she hoped fatherhood would help her older brother change his ways.

It is just the latest public relation headache for Cheryl Cole, who is currently embroiled in the acrimonous legal process to shed the canine "Cole" part of her name. Cheryl was herself on a tailspin and destined to become a slum chav before her singing career took off, with several brushes with the law for offences such as rioting, disturbing the peace, aggravated assault of a public toilet lady, shop-lifting, etc... Now a multi-millionaire, Cheryl could afford to place the Ex-factor on hubby Ashley and avoid to be drawn back to her past of ineptitude and being destitute.
Back to the roots?

The chavette, without bling and ring but with massive hair extensions and Primark clothes and the smaller of her two dogs on her lap (Ashley is too busy pursuing other females, presumably wifes of Chelsea FC team mates; we have class, after all, and want to excel where mate Terry fell short).

About her brother she mumbles: "I haven't actually spoken to him for a year, but he's got a baby and I'm hoping that will be his turning point," she said.

Make babies to become civil? As if that ever works in Britain's inner cities!

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