The fishy government of Scotland under First Minister Salmon put forward to voters proposed changes to the school curriculum for 6-12 year olds, to add 3 hours of English lessons per week. If passed, the change would mean a 30% increase of time spent in schools for the youngsters, adding English to the currently taught classes in Tribal Lingo, Survival, Tribal History, Food & Feed and Adding & Subtracting.
The government's plan met fierce opposition from parents, who insisted that their offspring have to spend already 11 hours a week away from caves, where they are needed for bat control, wall drawings and work on the potato patches. Eighty-four percent of the electorate voted against the change.
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