CleggNog

Pathetic, is the best way to describe the infantile leader of the LibDems. His broad brush of generalisations and nebulous wishy-washy banalities cannot withstand any intellectual scrutiny. After a brief moment in the glare of chavvy popularity his star begins to sink just as quickly.

Today, the champion of diluted substance faces questions over foreign policy in the 2nd of three TV debates with David Cameron of the Conservatives and "that Scot" running third with "that other party." Chances are Mr Clegg will look rather runny and scrambled tonight.

He defended today the fact that campaign contributions to the LibDems were channelled through his private bank account! "Nothing illegal was done and those who claim otherwise are way out of line," the beleaguered party chairman lamented. Truth is, CleggNog, that this practice violates the principles of accurate and ethical accounting, and defies all common sense!

But the idiot had more in store today: "I must be the only politician who turned from Churchill into Hitler within a week." Are you completely deranged, Clegg?? You are no Sir Winston Churchill, halfwit, and your invoking of Nazi leader Hitler in an attempt to muzzle critics is immoral, wrong and repulsive.