AOL Splinters

A friend of mine passed through a low-income residential area of Nassau Co. in New York recently, and made out a pale behemoth among the crowd of dark-skinned juveniles, either chaotically running across lawns or Jay-walking through the crime-infested neighbourhood, stolen TV sets and audio equipment clutched firmly under their arms. With wailing sirens from approaching patrol cars in the distance, the white colossus stood stoically - presumably accustomed to the chaos, and posed for the stranger, brandi-shing the best smile she is capable of:

The modest 2 1/2 bedroom dwelling at the 1200 block of Jacob Drive in Seaford (NY 11783) is a far cry from what the address plaque of AOL member Brandish620 may suggest. The "12-17" refers to the size of the ass of the Colossus of Rogues, not the spanning outlays of her suburban shed. The most valuable artefact that the passing photographer could make out was a semi-torn Piñata, from which a Tasmanian Devil called Amanda has hetched in 2000. [The runt is in the picture, but obscured underneath the Rokoko outfit] The 1940s Cuban style robe on the blood clot font Queen of Sagginess only accentuates the humongous size of Nassau County's oldest landmark. Little surprise that, to complete the class act, Brenda wears flip-flops with the purple evening robe.
(Report filed by the NY correspondent of LCE)

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