Wishing someone's death is a pretty inconsequential thing - but one can legitimately hope for someone's ultimate demise; dreams, especially good ones, are free. Wishes don't come true unless you take fate (and sword) into your own hand and, if you want someone expired so badly, you have to take initiative and wade in the footsteps of a Richard Dahmer or George Bundy, or Henry VIII - depending on the scale of your vicious traits.
Having said that, I have no intention to list a few darlings from my own list simply as a late parting shot from the Anglochat zest pool of imbeciles and the socially defunct. This is after all a f...ing political posting ...
So it simply remains hope to awake to an early morning BBC news bulletin announcing the passing of someone I really detest. Who would it be that you want to pass the bucket? Here is my Top-5 of British politicians whose final sign-off I want to be informed about:
#5: Jack Straw (Labour, Sec of State for Justice; hit by lightning in Hyde Park)
#4: Harriet Harman (Labour, Deputy Leader; found hanged underneath Blackfriars Bridge: atone bitch!)
#3: Peter Mandelson (Labour, Sec of Trade; accidental fall into operating iron ore blast furnace)
#2: Alastair Darling (Labour, Chancellor of the Exchequer; flattened by a steamroller after getting stuck on liquid asphalt [airport scene from A Fish Called Wanda?])
#1: Gordon Brown (Labour, occupant of 10 Downing Street; bludgeoned to death with a pooper scooper during Loch Lomond Highland Games on 17 July, 2010)
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