Monday 11 January 2010



ANGLOCHAT SPLINTERS / V
Definition: Da Crew


Da Crew member, a nefarious, flagitious, decrepit, sly, nasty, troublesome, bad-tempered, racist, intolerant and foul-smelling character who, for reasons never fully explained, lives in a cave above the town.

Whether it is ScuntHORPE, a ghetto suburb of Chicago, a ramshackle slum dwelling on the Mississippi River in rural Alabama, a delapidated and deprived spot in a French dump or in the Brittany wasteland, the Crew member will always badger randomly and incoherently to infest and to girdle places of civilisation, marking the crew's territory like an incontinent rancid dog and waling with high pitched squeals that can shatter glass.

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