Sunday 10 January 2010

Anglochat Splinters: Mature vs Manure



ANGLOCHAT SPLINTERS / Part IV
Age versus Rage

Our Scotland correspondent has provided transcripts from the AOL chatroom Anglochat that once again shows the wide range of obscene banter from a gang of destitute lowlives that make up what the ghetto freaks themselves call Da Crew. The hoodlum band of proletarian plebs currently consist of AOL screen names CarrCarter39, ChristielakeV63, Loveinamist30, Brandi620, Lovemyroo2 and Vinplant, and also embraces Palaminogirl123, Thistles1234, Sugarpihnybunch and LameDucks on a lapdog status. Lowest in the pecking order of the rancid dogs is KMHii, whose months of dutifully yapping "LMAO, LOL or Hahhahahahahahahaha" after each of the Crew member's lines finally paid off for her. Being made redundant in real life in October 2008, KMHii has both the necessary credentials of being unsurpassably stupid and with plenty of time at her hand to represent the Crew in the chatroom and report back to the key bitches of the rancid pack. Her efforts to qualify for disability benefits have failed twice in 2009, despite clear signs of terminal illness and sickly appearance. The State of Maryland however sees in her merely a job-shy slacker, a view shared by most in Anglochat.

The vile spew from the Crew is well documented, yet its vile infamy can still surprise. Last night, in the middle of a zoo-like suade of hideous and profane banter from six of the Crew who had added "poopoo" as ID to identify each other, a widely esteemed AOL chatter entered the room and dared to mention the clear room disruptions from the few. Screen name Thephx2, a 70+ year old well respected and liked man from Phoenix, was immediately swarmed by the rat pack and attacked for his appeals to common sense, decency and normal behaviour. Our correspondent provided excerpts of the hounding of a universally recognised gentleman whose role is somewhat that of an alderman of the ethical chatroom audience. It was curious to watch how quickly KMHii chose to join the bullying obscenities by the Crew and abandon her years of pitiful and shameful pretense of feigned friendship to a highly appreciated senior citizen. Rats have to resort to preying on the perceived weakest, and the Crew followed nature's axiom to the letter once again.

Current music: GLISS - Kissing the Boulevard

Thephx2: a two bit punk tyryion to get attention lol

Loveinamist30: Chuck give it up
PoPoRUsXX: THEPH2, SILENCE!
XXFLIDXX01: theph shut up will ya he'
vinplant: well leave Chuck ffs
Thephx2: karen...you know these clowns ????
KMH II: NO THEPSTER, BUT THEY ARE DOING GOOD WORK
ChristielakeV63: ya know what Chuck..for being a 70 yr old man you should have a little more class...
Thephx2: what the hell would a thing like you know bout class ?????
Thephx2: igtgy them karen they're not worth ur attention
Loveinamist30: Chucks just not getting it
Thephx2: love ......im not botherin you ok !!!
Thephx2: anyone............why is christie on my case i never chat with her
Thephx2: i dont have a negative thing goin with anyone
vinplant: leave or iggy
MrxxxNice: go pay your gas bill vin
vinplant: Vickie have u noticed CHuck iggys me but not you but doesnt like what you say
vinplant: it isnt a crime to run out of gas
ChristielakeV63: not here for popularity
Thephx2: good thing ud be a loser !!!!! lol
Thephx2: just sad to see so much sorry shit in the room
palaminogirl123: people so let them fight it out hun
Thephx2: they shopuld do it in im hun i try not to get in any of the personal stuff
palaminogirl123: been hurt by it all so people are going to be angrey
Thephx2: sara ppl like vinn n christie bug me n i dont even talk to them go figure !
KMH II: IM DONE WITH THEPSTER, HE KNOWS
KMH II: TOLD HIM IN IM
Lolly26747: thep i have never seen vicki attack you
KMH II: GOSH THATS FUNNY
Thephx2: karen...we need to bring it in here ?
KMH II: IT WOULD BE WISE THEPSTER TO WATCH THE ROOM AND NOT INSULT
Lolly26747: why are you choosing to ignore what i said
MrxxxNice: chuck they will attack you for having a opinion that differs from theirs
Thephx2: HOLY SMOKES PPL LETS COOL DOWN !
Thephx2: HEY GUYS, LETS COOL DOWN N START OVER
Loveinamist30: no Chuck
PrinnyToYou: fgs dont you people do ANYTHING but argue
PrinnyToYou: your all children fgs grow up... later
ImSUZJ: LOL who gives a damn about prinny
ChristielakeV63: LOL Suz!! not me!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

: ChristielakeV63: and i hope a band of Jamaican terrorists gang rape the B*

Anonymous said...

Now would be a good time for the SMACKRAT to stop, use what little brain hers has for common sense and find a home, job and start paying society back what he has taken from them instead of worrying about a chat room. .............from a woman who owes so much eg the ones she robbed,hurt (family in shame ),the punters she infected (sold her rancid body for drugs )...yes carrcarer of aol get a job and pay back your sins ,after all only GOD can judge YOU?