ANGLOCHAT SPLINTERS / VI
Da Crew member LameDucks
Da Crew member LameDucks
A helpful clandestine correspondent of CEB who is embedded with the renegade slum herd known as Da Crew, has landed a major coup by taking a picture of AOL screen name LameDucks and smuggling it out of the gang's compound and to publish it through our blogsite.
"To all the girls I've stalked before, to all their dad's I've mocked before..."
The infamously destitute pedophile from a remote desolate part of Scotland, who has had frequent run-ins with the law for a variety of petty crimes and has to register as a sex offender at the place of abode, has been on a steady decline ever since he was divorced from his first wife in 1976. In the court's ruling at the time the judge cited LameFuck's incessant recitals of Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers songs, delivered in his trademark high pitched voice and at a noise level above 60 decibels.
Our embedded correspondent's capture of the image above will certainly lead to raging fury from the Crew, but will also assist law enforcement agencies to apprehend what is commonly perceived as a public nuisance.
Current music: KASABIAN - Thick As Thieves
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