Monday 9 November 2009

Anglochat Zit-uation Room

From the desk of: Editor-in-chief, London

When this blog started coverage of sin-cidents within the realms of Anglochat in 2007 we had no idea just how popular the features would become and how sorely we’d be missed when we interrupted the reporting. Numerous attempts have been made to imitate us, yet we remain the single most authoritative media outlet people turn to for hard hitting, fact-based coverage. We are committed to you, the reader, for probing reports, cutting through the thicket of innuendo and hearsay, and exposing the rumours, gossip and half-truths to get to the bottom of documented sin-cidents - occurences that defy common law, decency and morality.

The valued reader can look forward to a major BREAKING NEWS story which we will publish on Thursday, November 12, at 8pm. It involves a drama that has unfolded in a small town in England’s northeast, with international ramifications and reverberating around the world, involving subversive individuals from both sides of the Atlantic. Because of the geographical dimensions in this case, several correspondents will contribute to this story from numerous locations across six time zones.

In the meantime, we ask for your patience and reassure you that we remain committed to all the News that's fit to print, and that we will strive to meet the highest standard of investigative journalism.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I AWAIT IN GREAT ANTICIPATION! LOL KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

Château EURO said...

LOL
I have already received proposals to sell the movie rights!