Sunday 22 November 2009

All aboard!

New staff member at the CE Journal
as magazine goes global

Internationally acclaimed newswoman Jules T has joined the Chateau EURO Blogsite (CEB) in what is being described as a major media coup for the media outlet.

With many years of deep probing into the cavities of humanity's worst, and many successful operations ranging from ripping out prostates (e.g. of a tranny LameDucks) to lobotomies (CarrCarter, loveinamist31, KKKlux), the credentials of Jules couldn't be more exquisite. Jules will be senior editor responsible for coverage and cleansing of Anglochat and pest control at that location. Her many years of dealing with dirty laundry from scummies and chavs made her an outstanding candidate to assume the new position, granting her free reign on editing and content of her analysis, no matter how high up the rectal excursions will take her to get to the bottom of the truth.

The final test before obtaining her service was when she scrutinised, savaged, and dismantled into eight parts, and marinated, the tranny LameDucks - in full view of a stunned audience - by explaining to an amused readership why LameDucks is a tranny:
Jules UK 03: HE LIKES REACHING 'ROUND THE FRONT AND THINKING IT'S GONE RIGHT THROUGH

Anglochat burst into a roar after that pointed observation, which found widespread approval among the people witnessing the demolition of a freak.

Jules also introduced new labels for some of the notoriously imbecile chatroom members, attaching "Chlamydia" and "Thrush" on the back of crystalmeth HeressChristie and CarrCarter. The applause that followed was thundering and registered as a 4.4 tremor in the UK.

We welcome the new staff member and wish her many years within our publishing company.

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