Tuesday 24 November 2009

ANGLO SPLINTERS

Anglochat confession booth:
The troof, and nothing but the troof!
Oh yes, even in Anglochat there are the few who come forward to defend the truth. (I apologise to our readers who are not on AOL, this is one to skip for you.)

One such truth seeking member is an individual with the screen name Kevinbernhard. Even at the price of his own unravelling and exposure to unflattering self-flagellation - just to be exposed and labelled as a paedophile - he goes to great lengths and threats to demand from his peers to be viewed as just that: a criminal of the worst kind. No other member in Anglochat has to date been so forthright in the quest to be seen for what he is.

For that, we have entered him in the competition to become Man of the Year, to be announced together with the Woman of the Year award in this publication on December 18.

Here is an excerpt of Kevinbernhard's coming out on 23 November (the poor English has been left unretouched for reasons of authenticity; he also proved to be somewhat knowledgeable with numbers, to a limited extent):


Kevinbernhard: "[deleted name] call me a paedophile again i dare you"
Kevinbernhard: "we allready proved [deleted] is a coward and a lier now its your turn"
Kevinbernhard: "count of 5 to answer me [deleted] or you prove yourself to be a lier and a coward as well as [deleted] did"
Kevinbernhard: 1
Kevinbernhard: 2
Kevinbernhard: 3
Kevinbernhard: 4
[deleted]: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, can you add one more, I dare you?"
Kevinbernhard: 5
Kevinbernhard: "proven"

SUMMARY:
Unless you call Kevinbernhard a paedophile you are a "lier" (meaning liar, probably). Well then, we don't want to be seen as liars, layers or liers, eh?

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