Most of the time, like today, I order sushi or a Bento box at work.A short while ago a colleague dropped in and overheard me ordering a large portion of sashimi.
"You know, it's not healthy, with all the Mercury in it..."
I replied, "I eat raw fish so often you can read the temp in my eyes. Left eye for Fahrenheit, right eye for Centigrade."
Colleague: "You're weird."
My barely audible response, "and you're an asshole."
I think he heard it.
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