Four Tories (including the Rt Hon Me-self) are meeting at a small but exquisite Sushi bar in Ealing this afternoon to ponder over the inevitable: replacing the laggard British PM with the energetic and charismatic Boris Johnson. Dozens of such secretive and clandestine huddlings are taking place throughout London these days to prepare the nation for a tumultuous Autumn. The daggers are drawn to sacrifice David Cameron, instrumental to end the 13 years of Labour curse over Britain, but with a light-weight presence similar to that of the EU's imbecile chieftain José "No-Way" Barroso.
We are emboldened by internal polls that show that under Boris Johnson's leadership the Conservative Party would fare 8-10 per cent better than now, a crucial edge to render the current coalition redundant, and at last throw the LibDem's into Parliament's dust bin, AKA as Labour-dominated opposition benches. It has become clear that the usefulness of the coalition has expired, and any resurge of Conservative popularity among voters has to be spear-headed by one capable man: Boris Johnson! —
at Atariya, 1 Station Parade, Uxbridge Road, W5.
No comments:
Post a Comment