Spectators were bored by the first two matches today as South Africa held Mexico to a 1-1 tie, while the France vs Uruguay match ended scoreless. Host South Africa surprised by gaining one point, but all four teams of the day disappointed over-all. The monotonous sound of vuvuzelas added to the boredom of spectators and many fell asleep watching the uninspired kicking of balls.
The first match of interest will take place tomorrow when the young US squad will clash with the universally disliked ghetto brethren from England. Referees have been instructed in typical English swear words in order to eject English plebs from games should they resort to their trademark cursing and swearing. Charming, eh?
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