The anti-social platform Facebook has reached its pinnacle and is on a steep decline. Last month nearly 6mn Americans were driven away from FB, and its spying intrusions into the lives of its members, often in clandestine and deliberate circumvention of privacy laws. The drop of membership, also spectacular in countries like Norway, Russia and Britain, will put a damper on FB plans for an IPO, cutting the expected profit of FB by more than $2.2 billion. Good news for users, if FB faces the endgame soon.
Already, to admit FB membership has evolved into an act of humiliatio, self-flagellation and embarrassment, as FB has mainly become the favourite platform of geeks, nerds, welfare recipients and criminals on the prowl. Educated and economically savvy users are deserting the site in throngs, leaving behind a low-class group of aimless and purposeless insomniacs and heavily sedated or otherwise drugged rodents with an attention span that can be measured only in nanoseconds.
Gallery of typical FB users (who also happen to be AOL members):
Delusional BowelGirl passing herself off as 20-year PhD bombshell
Gaga impersonator hissing "(Can't) Show my teeth"
Deutsches Swine Crossey while practicing to look straight during hangover
Some caged AOL member
An unnamed Scottish Aborigine
AOL Tonka members Gilbert & Sully Van
WTF??!!
Usually wearing a helmet: Queen Whole from rural Illinois, ViciousLake
Looking smart and dressed for the occasion: Plants & Rocks Whisperer EvilYaVol
"Where's ma moped" armwrestler Pugsley Baloney
Career criminal and New Haven PD poster boy Listerine69
Some Alabamian members of... well, ya know....
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Off to a no-start: couch potato Droopy Loopy
Ant Eater-turned-well,not quite human: Beardy Crampie
Bra-swinging Northeasterner, yet to be identified
"I'm too sexy in ma shirt" Lexative
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