Wednesday 28 October 2009

Anglochat's Finest

AOL's chatrooms are full of stylishly clad hags whose weathered skin complements the latest fashion from the skanky back alleys of Alabama:

Anglochat residents during a recent bow-wow celebrating the arrival of new fire wood in Alabama. Groundskeeper Libby (AOL member 'SugarPiHnybunch', on the right) points out to elderly Illinois visitor Victoria (AOL's "HeressChristie", centre) how far her social benefit coupons will stretch this week thanks to the reduced energy costs and the Shared Needle Program (SNP), while fellow Alabamian CarrCarter, also a SNP beneficiary (with back to the camera), listens stoically with envy.

Later the needle pushing crew gathered at CarrCarter's (AKA "No-Cash 'n' Carrie") domicile (shown below) in a remote swath of swamp 'down by the river' for a cook-out featuring 2 armadillos removed from her 23-year old pick-up truck's front bumper. Meth-Christie, who is also known on AOL as "ChristieLake63" (a pun for dissolved crystal methamphetamine, which she is dependent on) surprised the crew with 20 grammes of crack that she claimed to have nicked from her son's pants a few days earlier.



Photos courtesy of Ramona Johnson, also a Illinois campie rat who is better known in the flooded swamps of Louisiana and Alabama as Bec d'aigle, French for Hooked Nose.

Music: MARIANNE FAITHFULL - Witches' Song   Provided by: elgar.fm

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